I'm a man of simple pleasures. One of those pleasures is watching the news. Call me masochistic, but I need to know what's going on in the world. How else am I going to know when the Space Traders arrive to scoop a breh up?
I watch local news, but the program I enjoy the most is the Today Show. I like Matt Lauer, and I like to see the side eyes that Al Roker gives to his co-hosts in his rare fits of black man curmudgeon-ness. Lately, I've been noticing the immense amount of sheer talent  that exists on the show, and makes it a pleasure to watch. Just make sure my wife doesn't see this post, will you brehs?
1. Mara Schiavocampo
2. Tamron Hall
in interviews, and the fact that she has a laugh that must be made of fairy wings and Aphrodite's pubic hair, and you have one of my favorite Today show correspondents of all time.
3. Lilia Luciano
Yum-O, brehs. Lilia has that Firestar thing going on. It's rare to see her on the show, but when she's there, it's like lucking up on a three for a dollar Chimay sale.
4. Ann Curry
5. Amy Robach
her and Tamron's fine asses.
 Talent - an especially attractive woman or group of women.
A Breh Wants to Know: Have you seen any news anchors that are really bad, sexy, gorgeous? Share 'em with a breh, I appreciate good talent.