Black Breh Food Tips: How to Swag Out Your Lame Ass Ramen

 Yes, I am aware that the Iowa Caucuses happened. Yes, I am also aware that Mitt Romney won by a frog's hair margin. Yes, I am aware that Michele Bachmann has finally taken her expired brand of Middle American crazy back to Minnesota after only getting 5% of the people in her birth state to vote for her. And yes, finally, I am aware that the Santorumbot did extremely well in the Iowa polls. But I don't care. Why? Because I made a 2012 promise (NOT A RESOLUTION) to myself that I'd not talk too extensively about politics until I reach 15,000 tweets.

So, instead of talking about the GOP 2012 Clusterf*ck Circus of Wonder™, instead, I'm going to make the inaugural post in my new series, Black Breh's Food Tips! In this series, I'll post recipes and strategies that my broke ass had to learn because I'm poor as hell I gathered throughout college and bachelorhood that are still helpful today. However, I have to give credit to Mrs. Breh on this one. My wife is a bona-fide food lover (NOT a "foodie"), and most of these ideas are based on a suggestion that she had one day to add vegetables to our lame ass packs of ramen. So here's today's post: How to Swag Out Your Lame Ass Ramen!


Let's get to it. 

Real Brehs like Food pr0n

Chipotle Oven BBQ ribs? Yum-O. There's never a bad time for ribs. Gone over to Serious Eats and get on that recipe.

Nkas in Trader Joe's

 
dat sh*t cray

Brehs, attend. This post is gonna hurt my heart, but I'm doing it anyway. I just hope that none of my former duct tape, ski mask, pistol under the pillow associates come across this blog.  

*Throws North Memphis Vet card on the ground*